Where the Fuck the Function: 2025 AEPi Cabo Trip

Critics are calling it the most gritty, groundbreaking portrayal of international travel to date. Audiences are refreshing their screens every minute just to catch a glimpse of their favorite hotel guests’ drama. The whole world is waiting in unmitigated suspense for what happens next. If you thought I was talking about the hit HBO drama White Lotus, you’d be sorely mistaken. Get ready for an earth-shattering screenplay on AEPi’s exciting 2025 trip to Cabo, San Lucas.

Fraternity everyman and NJB, Eldod Lalehzarian, struggles to balance his well deserved vacation and a group of UCSB travelers that are anything but flexible or passive. Including…

• The bombastic, raspy voiced Israeli – Corelle – wrangling her friends as they swear they’re just gonna take one more picture and then they can finally leave for the club.

• Drunk ex-president of AEPi – Eman – in a desperate attempt to drag everyone to Saloon.

• Natalie and her never ending mission of explaining Jewish shit to resident goy, Bella.

• Fresh-off-the-boat Ilai and his rags to riches transformation into a Student City employee.

• And newcomer Romi trying to make sense of it all in the wildest spring break of her life.

Will Ethan Rashtian finally convince eccentric bartender Javier to stop pouring him unwanted Tequila shots? How many activities will Gloria, Yael, and Liz evade in their self proclaimed girls trip? Will Josh manage to save his fellow Jewish Gringos in an attempted Uber kidnapping? And when will Ben and Ariel put a ring on their new foreign loves? All of this will be answered, and more, on April 11th in the exciting, all-telling expose and screenplay-

Where the Fuck The Function?

“Crash the fuck out! U get ONE last night!” - Jordan Marom